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Funny Jokes in Urdu
Funny Jokes in Hindi
मैं बैठा हुआ पानी में
पत्थर फेंक रहा था
अंदर से एक मेढक निकला
और बोला
पानी में आओ, मैं तुम्हारी उदासी दूर कर दूं
अनादर! मेरे प्रेमी का
सिर फट गया.
Main baitha hua paanee mein patthar phenk raha tha
Andar se ek Mandak nikala aur bola
Paanee mein aao, main tumhaaree udaasee door kar doon
Be-ghairta! mere premee ka sar phat gaya hai.
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Funny Jokes in Urdu
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लड़कियाँ लंदन की एक
बस में चढ़ रही थीं
जब वह भर गया तो एक सरदार
उस पर सवार होने लगा।
कंडक्टर ने सरदार से
कहा, अब और नहीं, और नहीं
सरदार गुस्से से: सालिया!
मोर्नियास सब ऊपर हैं
अब मोर मर गया है
Ladakiyaan London kee ek bus mein chadh rahee theen
Jab voh bhar gayi to ek Sardar us par savaar hone laga.
Kandaktar ne Sardar se kaha, No more, No more
Saradar gusse se: Saaliya! Morniyaas sab oopar hain
Ab mor aya to mot parr gai hai
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Funny Jokes in Urdu
Funny Jokes in Hindi
जब यूरोप में मौत होती
है
ऐसा लोग कहते हैं
आत्मा को शांति मिले
और पाकिस्तानी कहते हैं
रात को उसने खूब रोटी
खाई थी
Jab Europe mein maut hotee hai
Log aisa kahate hain
Aatma ko shaanti mile
Aur Pakistani kahate hain
Raat ko usane khoob rotee khaee thee
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Funny Jokes in Urdu
Funny Jokes in Hindi
नाश्ते के समय पत्नी
बोली
मैंने एक अंडा बनाया!
.
पति नादान नहीं, मुझे इंसान ही रहने दो
जादुई गुर्नी!
Naashte ke samay patnee bolee
Main ap ko anda bana don!
Pati nahin, mujhe insaan hee rahane do
Jaaduee garnee!
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Funny Jokes in Urdu
Funny Jokes in Hindi
शिक्षिका बबली से: रिक्त
स्थान भरें
नौ सौ चूहे खाकर बिल्ली
चली गई।
बुबली: नौ सौ चूहे खाकर
बिल्ली धीरे-धीरे चलने लगी।
टीचर: क्या ग़लत है, सही-सही भरो
बबली: मास्टरजी मैंने
आपकी बात मान ली है
नहीं तो नौ सौ चूहे खाकर
बिल्ली चल फिर नहीं सकती
Teacher Bablee se: Rikt sthaan bharen
Nau sau choohe khaakar billee _____ chalee.
Bubalee: Nau sau choohe khaakar billee dheere-dheere chali.
Teechar: Kya galat hai, sahee-sahee bharo
Bablee: Mastara Gee, mainne aap ka lehaaz kia hai
Nau sau choohe khaakar billee to chal bhi nahin sakatee
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