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Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Q: Why are women like clouds?
A: Eventually they go away and it's a good
day.
Q: What is loud and obnoxious?
A: A woman. A quiet man is a thinking man. A
quiet woman is usually mad.
Q: Why is life like a penis?
A: Because women make it hard!
Q: Why do women have periods?
A: Because they deserve them.
Q: What do you call a woman without an asshole?
A: SINGLE!
Q: What's the most common sleeping position of
a woman?
A: Around.
Q: What do you call a woman with no clitoris?
A: It doesn't matter, she's not going to come.
Q: What book do women like the most?
A: This is "Their husband's checkbook!"
Q: Did you hear about the woman who couldn't
find a singing partner?
A: She had to buy a dust yourself kit.
Q: What’s another meaning for women?
A: Finger Puppet.
Q: What do girls and noodles have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
Q: What do you call a letter from a feminist?
A: Hate mail.
Q: What is the definition of eternity?
A: The time that elapses from when you come
till she goes.
Q: How do you know your girlfriend is getting
fat?
A: She fits into your wife's clothes.
Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?
A: Because men do all the thinking and women
do all the talking.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a
woman arguing?
A: a knife has a point.
Q: How much money do you need to satisfy a
woman?
A: It is always just a little bit more.
Q: What have women and condoms got in common?
A: If they're not on your dick they're in your
wallet.
Q: What do you call a woman who will give
blowjobs for a pair of Jimmy Choos?
A: Head over Heels.
Q: How is a woman like an airplane?
A: Both have cockpits.
Q: What takes up 12 parking spaces?
A: 6 Women drivers.
Q: Why does Beyoncé say to the left to the
left to the left and not to the right to the right to the right?
A: Women don't have rights.
Q: Why do women like to have sex with the
lights off?
A: They can't stand to see a man have a good
time!
Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and
drives women wild?
A: A $100 bill.
Q: What do you give a woman with everything?
A: Penicillin.
Q: What do you call a woman covered in
tattoos?
A: Muriel.
Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: None. Let her do the dishes in the dark.
Q: What is woman spelled backward?
A: Kitchen. Female Viagra has been around for
years......it's called money!
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a
refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator is easier to defrost.
Q: What do toys and women's breasts have in
common?
A: They were both originally made for kids,
but dad ends up playing with.
Q: What is love?
A: The delusion that one woman differs from
another. Monkeys and girls both are same. they fight only for Banana, Boys and
rats are the same they search only holes.
Q: What do you call a girl with Pms and Esp?
A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything.
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a
refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't mean when you put
meat in it.
Q: What is the difference between your wife
and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
Q: Why did God create lesbians?
A: So feminists couldn't breed.
Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a
woman up.
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get
up in the morning?
A: Because they don't have balls.
Q: What do you call a woman who loves small
dicks?
A: Hopefully your girlfriend.
Q: What do you call a woman that has lost 95%
of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.
Q: What do you call a sunburnt girl with a
yeast infection?
A: Grilled cheese.
Q: What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A: Women.
Q: Why do women talk so much?
A: Because they have two sets of lips.
Q: What worse than finding out your wife's got
cancer?
A: Finding out it's curable.
Q: What's the difference between your bonus
and your dick?
A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your
bonus.
Q: Why is a female like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a
man?
A: $4.99 a minute.
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's
nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally
figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell
anybody.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after
women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but
when they go they take your house and car with them.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a
lightbulb?
A: None, feminists can't change anything.
Q: What do you call a woman who can't make
sandwiches?
A: Single.
Q: What do you call a married woman vacuuming?
A: Doing what he's told...
Q: Why did God invent the yeast infection?
A: So women know what it's like to live with
an irritating cunt.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend
and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What kind of girlfriend does a potato want?
A: A sweet potato.
Q: What is a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.
Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.
Q: Why did God create orgasms?
A: So women can moan even when they're happy.
Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new
dishwasher?
A: When the old one expects you to "do
your share"
Q: Why did God make women?
A: You think he's gonna wash the dishes?
Q: What's the difference between Jelly and
Jam?
A: You can't jelly a dick down a woman's
throat
Q: What do you call a woman with an opinion?
A: Wrong.
Q: What do you call a woman who can't draw?
A: Tracy.
Q: What does fucking a woman and cooking an
egg in the microwave have in common?
A: Both end with a loud, annoying sound and a
gooey mess to clean up.
Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry It!
