Top 20 Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu

Hello guys! Today I am here with you to make you laugh with Top 20 Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu in different categories with beautiful pictures (infographics). I also introduced here a text version of funny jokes in Roman Urdu for those who love SMS and intend to submit funny jokes to their families and friend’s network. So just copy and paste the text below pictures and send it. It’s completely free and allowed. You can download it and share on social media as well.

As you know, happiness is essential for human life. Often we all are in need of entertainment when we are tired or under pressure (in depression). Funny Jokes are the most powerful source to reduce depression, make smiles and give happiness to all age groups.

As Dr. Seuss said:

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”

We have selected here Top 20 Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu with pictures. Let’s enjoy…

ABOUT CHECKING OF HUSBAND'S MOBILE PHONE

 

Aorat ne aik din apny Shohar ka 

Mobile Phone check kia

Naam kuch iss tarah save kiay hoey thy 

Annkhon ka ilaaj...!!

Honton ka ilaaj...!!

Dil ka ilaaj...!!

Beevi ne nehayat ghussy min apna number dial kia...!!

Screen per aya...

"Laa ilaaj"

ABOUT BOY-GIRL LOVE STORY

Aik Larka (boy) tha aur aik Larki (girl) thi

Dono apas min piar kerty thy

Larki k Baap ko pata chal gia...us ne ghussy min Larkay ko uthwa lia

Baap ne Larkay ko kaha aaj tujhy aisi saza don ga k

Her Aashiq yaad rakhy ga aur ibrat le ga

Uss ne Larki ki gardan ko bijli se chalny wali aari k agay ker dia

Abi aari uss ki gardan ke paas hi thi k light chali gai

Aur Larka chilaya........Pakistan Zinda Baad

ABOUT GIRLS DON'T LIKE BLACK BOYS

Larkion ko:

Kala Dopatta

Kala Libaas

Kala Naqab

Kalay Jootay

Kali Juraben

Kali Ponian

Kali Choorian pasan hoti hen

Laiken Kala Larka pasand kion nahi hota?

Noora Mussali media se batein kerty kerty ro para...

Kia Ye Khulla Tazad Nahi???

ABOUT PIND DA BABA (OLD MAN OF VILLAGE)

Pind Da Baba

Jummay di taqreer wich

Ro Ro k kehnda si

Meno Rasoolan naal piar ay

Meno Rasoolan naal ishq ay

Meno Rasoolan naal muhabbat ay

Tey pher agley Jummay wich, pind wich

Na baba si, tey na Chachi Rasoolan si

Iss liay kehnday ne ko Logo !!

Babay de gallan ghor naal sunian karo...

ABOUT HUSBAND WITH MOTHER-IN-LAW

Shohar apni Saas se:

Aunty !  ap ki Beti min hazaroon khamian hin

Saas: Haan Beta !  issi liay to

Issy acha Larka nahi mil saka.....hahaha

ABOUT PUNJAB'S HAJJ (AFTER RETURNING BACK)

Aik Punjabi Hajj kerny gia

Wapas aya to dost ne poocha

Wahan Shetan ko pathar maray thay??

Punjabi: Pathar maran da moqa te nahi milya

Per Galian Changian Kadian San

ABOUT USING MOBILE PHONE TODAYS

Pehlay koi akela baitth k hansta tha

To log kehty thy ye pagal hi ....

Ya  iss per saya hi ....

Ab koi akela baitth k hansta hi

To log kehty hin Yaar

Mujhy bhi Forward ker ...!!!

ABOUT BUTT SAHAB'S MARRIAGE FIRST NIGHT

Aik Butt Sahab

Apni Shadi wali Raat

Kamray (room) min aye

Dikaar Mara

Kundi Lagai

Shirt Utari

Aur bolay:

Sohnio !  Enj kion baithy ho?

So jao kal Waleema bhi khana hai...!!!

 ABOUT LIFE AFTER MARRIAGE

Aik Aadmi ki Shadi 

Nahi ho rahi thi

Wo roz 2 Rakaat

Salat-ul-Hajaat perhta tha

Aakhir uss ki Shadi ho gai

Ab wo ro 4 Rakaat

Salat-ut-Toba perhta hai...

ABOUT CHARSI (DRUGS ADDICTED MAN)

Aik Charsi ne doston ki dawat ka program banaya

Aur apny hi ghar se raat ko Bakra chori kia

Aur khoob dawat ki

Subah jab ghar poncha to Bakra wahan kharra tha...

Charsi ne Beevi se poocha:

Bakra kahan se aya ???

Beevi boli: Bakray ko goli maro,

"Raat se Kutta ghaib hi".....😁

ABOUT LION'S LOVE EFFECTS

Aaadmi: Aap ka kutta to bilkul Sher jaisa lagta hai...

Kia khilaty ho?

Dosra Aadmi: Ye kamina Sher hi hai...

Sala piar k chakar min parr gia to

Shakal kuttay jaisi ho gai hai....

ABOUT COOKING DEER MEAT

ik Aorat ne Hirni ka gosht pakaya...

Laiken apnay bachon ko is ka naam nahi bataya

K  ye kis ka gosht hai?

Aur ishara detay hoey boli:

Ye wo hai jo tumhary papa mujhay piar se bulatay hain...

Achanak aik bacha zor se chilaya:

Oey!  Na kha, Khoti paki ay Khoti......hahaha

ABOUT POWERFUL MAN 

Papu Baap se:

Abu ye Mard kisy kehty hen?

Baap: Uss powerful insan ko 

Jo ghar per Hakoomat kerta hai...

Papu: Main bhi barra ho ker 

"Ammi ki tarah Mard bano ga"

ABOUT MARRIED MAN

Ghussay ka ana Mard hony ki nishani hai

Aur Ghussay ko pee jana....

Shadi Shuda Mard ki nishani hai !!!

ABOUT PATIENT'S BRAIN MEMORY WASH

Aik Doctor ne Mareez ki

Memory wash ker k poocha:

Batao! Tumhen kuch yaad aa raha hai?

Mareez: Sirf Beevi ka naam yaad hai...!!!

Doctor: Sub kuch format ho gia

Laiken Virus nahi gia....!!!

ABOUT WAITING FOR KAFI (TEA)

Gahak Kafi (tea) ka intezar kerty kerty tang aa gia

To hotel se jany laga

Itnay min waiter dorra dorra aya

Aur table per kafi rakh ker bola:

Barri mazedar kafi laya hon...!!

South America ki mashoor kafi hai...!!

Gahak: Maaf kerna bhai !

Mujhy maloom nahi tha k tum meri khater

Itni door chalay jao ge.....!!!

ABOUT SARDAR WITH TRAFFIC POLICEMAN

Teen Sardar motorcycle per jaa rahy thy

Traffic police waly ne hath ka ishara de ker roka...

Edher se Sardar ne bhi hath dia...

"Naan Bao Gee! Assi pehly hi teen aan"

ABOUT SARDAR'S MOBILE BATTERY

Sardar: ye mobile to mujhy 

Kangaal ker de ga !!

Dost:  wo kion??

Sardar: her dosry din likha aata hai...

"Battery Low"

Ab tak 20 batterian 

badil chuka hon...!!!

ABOUT DEATH OF SARDAR'S WIFE

Sardar: 

Parsoon meri Beevi

Kuvin min gir gai

Bahot chot lagi bechari ko

Bahot cheekh rahi thi

Dost: ab kasi hai wo?

Sardar: Ab theek hai...

Kal se Kuvin min se aawaz nahi aai...!!!

ABOUT TEACHER AND SARDAR

Ustaad shagird se:

Jis aadmi ko sunai na de

Uss ko English min kia kahen ge?

Sardar Shagird: Jo marzi keh do...

Uss ko kon sa sunai de ga...!!!