Latest Top 10 Sheikh Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu with Beautiful Pictures

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1. ABOUT BUYING A TRAIN

Aik Arbi Sheikh Sahib ka Beta Germany perhny gia

Kuch arsa baad uss ne Waldein ko khat likha

"Berlun shahr bahot khoob surat hai, 

University bhi umda hai

Laiken jab min apni Gold Ferrari (precious car) 

per University aata hon to ajeeb sa lagta hai

Q K baqi class fellows aur mery professors tak

sub train min aaty hin"

Kuch arsa baad Waldein ki taraf se jawabi khat mila

"Goroon ki trainon ka taana de ker hamara dil mat jalao,

Tumhary account min 10 Million transfer ker diay hin"

'Kal se tum bhi apni train khareed ker safar kerna sharoo kro'

2. ABOUT BLOOD DONATION TO AN ARABIC

Aik Sheikh ne khoon de ker aik Arbi ki jaan bachai...

Arbi ne usy BMW car gift di..

Kuch arsy baad Arbi ko pher khoon ki zaroorat hoi !!

To Sheikh ne pher khoon dia...

Is bar Arbi ne usy Ding Dong Bubble ka packet gift kia

Sheikh (ghussy se):

"Mercedes Q Nahi Di ??"

Arbi: Ya Habibi ! ab hamari ragon min bhi Sheikh ka khoon dorr raha hai...!!!

3. ABOUT LOAD SHEDDING

Sheikh Sahab ki Faryaad

O! Wapda walo Zalmo !!

Kisi aur ka nahi to uss 

Masoom Janwar ka hi Khayal ker lo

Jo Qurbani k baad Freezer min 

Aaram ker raha hai

4. ABOUT DIALOGUE BETWEEN SHEIKH AND HIS GOAT WHILE IN DREAM

Aik Sheikh ne Bakra Eid k 6 mah baad khawab dekha

K Jannat min sub Bakry khel rahy hin

Magar uss ka Bakra baitha hua hai

Sheikh ne Bakry se poocha:

Oey! Tu Q Nahi Uth K Khelta??

Bakra: Sheikh sahab! meri aik Taang abi tak ap k freezer min parri hai...

Mein teen Tangoon k sath kesy kheloon ???

5. ABOUT QUARREL BETWEEN PATHAN AND ARABIC

Aik Arbi Bath room min

Phone ker raha tha

Pathan ne suna to Arbi ko bahot mara

Logon ne marny ki waja poochi

to kehny laga:

Ye Pagal andar Tilawat ker raha tha

6. ABOUT CUTTING HAIR

Aik Sheikh sahab Bachy ko le ker Hajam ki dukan per gai

Sheikh ne baal banwaiy, shave kerwai, aur Hajam se kaha:

"Tum iss Bachy k baal kato, min sabzi le ker ata hon"

Hajam ne bachy k baal kaat diay, laiken Sheikh wapas na aya

Kafi der guzar gai to Hajam ne bachy se poocha:

Tumhary Abu kahan chaly gai??

Bacha bola: wo mery Abu to nahi thy...

Hajam: to pher wo kon thy??

Bacha pata nahi...Mein gali min khel raha tha, ye aadmi aya

aur bola: 

Aao! Mein tumhary baal muft min katwa don....hahaha

7. ABOUT EATING SWEETS

Gahak (buyer) Sheikh k Betay se:
Tumhari mithai ki dukan hi,
Tumhara Dil nahi kerta mithai khany ko?
Sheikh Bacha: Uncle! Dil to bahot kerta hi
Magar Abu rass gullay gin ker jaty hin
Issliay choos choos ker rakh deta hon.....

8. ABOUT GIVING DONATION FOR SWIMMING POOL

Sheikh: Beta! darwazy pe kon hai?

Beta: Swimming Pool k liay 

Chanda mang rahy hin

Sheikh: Kia deny lagy ho?

b: Aik glass Paani...

Sheikh: Shabash Beta! 

'Saath walay k nalkay se dena'

9. ABOUT EATING PINE NUTS (CHILGOZA)

Aik Sheikh Sahab 

Chilgozay kha rahy thy

Beevi boli: Mujhy bhi chakhao !!

Sheikh ne aik chilgoza dia

Beevi: Bas aik ??

Haan! baqi sab ka bhi

Issi jaisa zaiqa hai.......hahaha

10. ABOUT MOBILE BALANCE TRANSFER

Sheikh ki Beevi ne shohar ko phone kia

K min hawai jahaz min hon

Wo kharab ho gia hi...

Aur girnay wala hai, min kia kron?

Sheikh: To pher aik kaam kro

Ab aur to kuch nahi ho sakta

Bas jaldi se apna Balance

Mery number per transfer ker do.....

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