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Let’s enjoy Latest Top 15 Pathan Funny Jokes in Urdu and Roman Urdu with beautiful pictures.
Let’s enjoy Latest Top 15 Pathan Funny Jokes in Urdu and Roman Urdu with beautiful pictures.
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1. ABOUT BUYING A KALASHANKOF (RIFLE)
Aik Punjabi ne Peshawar min Kalashankof (Rifle) ka soda kia
Khan: Yahen pe leni hi to 40 hazar aur
Ghar ponchwani hi to 1 lakh...
Punjabi: Ye lo 1 lakh aur Lahore poncha do
Pathan: Theek hi ghar ponch ker phone kerna
Punjabi ghar ponch ker: Gee Khan sahab! min ghar ponch gia hon
Khan: theek hi...
"Kalashankof tumari gari k neechy bandha hoa hi"
2. ABOUT SELLING ALMONDS TO SARDAR
Aik Pathan badam (almond) baich raha tha...
Sardar ne pocha: Ye khany se kia hota hi?
Pathan: Acha ye batao aik killo chawal min kitny danay hoty hin?
Sardar: Pata nahi...!!
Pathan ne us ko aik badam khilaya aur bola:
Batao! aik darjan min kitny aam (mangoes) hoty hin?
Sardar: 12
Pathan: Dekho dimagh tez hoa na...!!
Sardar: 2 Killo de yaar! ye to barri kam ki cheez hi...!!!
3. ABOUT THE PREGNANCY AND BECOMING PARENTS
Beevi: Aap bahot motay ho gai ho...
Pathan: Tum bhi to moti ho gai ho....
Beevi: min to maan ban-ney wali hon...
Pathan: min bhi to baap ban-ney wala hon...
4. ABOUT FAMILY PLANNING
Pathan apny dost se:
Jab mery bachy hon ge to min aik
ko Lahore aur dosray ko Pindi chorr aon ga
Dost: wo kion??
Pathan: kal TV per bata rahy thy...
"Bachon min waqfa zaroori hi"
5. ABOUT THE FATHER AS A DOCTOR
Pathan Sardar se bola:
Tera baap to doctor hi,
phir bhi to beemar ho gia !!
Sardar bola:
Tera baap bhi to Condom baichta hi...
Salay! phir bhi tu paida ho gia....hahaha
6. ABOUT THE LOAD-SHEDDING
Pathan: Light nahi hi to Kambakht! Pankha hi chala do
Beevi: Aakhir Pathan hi ho na...!! Aqal to hai hi nahi....
Pankha chala dia to mom-batti bujh jae gi...
Phir kia karo ge andhery min....!!!
7. ABOUT THE LOAD-SHEDDING
Teacher: Bijli (light) kahan se aati hi?
Pathan: Mery Mamoon k ghar se...!!
Teacher: wo kesy??
Pathan: Jab bijli jati hi to Aba ge kehty hin:
"Saalon ne pher bijli band ker di"...!!!
8. ABOUT AN INTERVIEW
Pathan se interview min poocha gia:
Aap ko kitny Saalon ka tajarba hi??
Pathan: 3 Saalon ka !!
Wesy 2 Saalian bhi hin...
Magar hum ne un ko
Haath bhi nahi lagaya...!!!
9. ABOUT SHOPPING CLOTH AND FIRST NIGHT OF MARRIAGE
(1)
Pathan: Shirt k liay kaprra dikhao
Salesman: Plain min dikha don, Sir !!
Pathan: Nahi Helicopter min dikhao...
Khabees ka Bacha...
"Jahan Pathan dekha, wahan Mazaq sharo"
(2)
Pathan shadi ki raat barra preshan tha
k Beevi se kia baat karay...
Aakhir bahot sochny k baad bola:
Tumhary ghar walon ko pata hi
"K Tum Raat Edher Raho Gi"
10. ABOUT DIALOGUE WITH AIR HOSTESS
Pathan Air Hostess se:
Tumhara shakal hamara
Beevi se milta hi...!!
Air Hostess: Bakwas band karo !!
Pathan: Masha-Allah, zuban bhi milta hi...!!!
11. ABOUT ATTENDING MARRIAGE CEREMONY
Pathan aik shadi min gia...
Jab khana laga to uss ko plate nahi mil rahi thi...
Pathan ne khana jaldi se apny daman min dalna sharo ker dia...
Logon ne jab poocha k yeh kia ker rahy ho??
to Pathan ne kaha:
"Daagh to chala jae ga, Per ye Waqt pher nahi aye ga"
12. ABOUT DIALOGUE WITH A TAILOR
Aik Pathan ki Pent phat gai...
Darzi (tailor) se silwa ker bill pocha...
Darzi: 250
Pathan ne ussy 500 dia...
Darzi: ye kia??
Pathan: Tera bill sun k phir phat gai hi...!!!
13. ABOUT TEACHER AND PATHAN
Teacher:
2 min se 2 niklay to kia bacha?
Pathan:
Hum ko sawal samaj nahi aya !!
Teacher: Tumhary paas 2 Rotian thein
Tum ne un ko kha lia, ab kia bacha?
Pathan: Saalan
Tum ne un ko kha lia, ab kia bacha?
Pathan: Saalan
14. ABOUT DRINKING WATER WITH A GLASS
2 Pathan paani peeny gaey
to Glass ulta parra tha
Pehla Pathan:
Iss ka to munh hi band hi...
Dosra Pathan:
Ye to neechy se bhi toota hoa hi...
15. ABOUT PATHAN AND TEACHER
Teacher Pathan se:
Alif, Bay, Pay....Sunao !!
Pathan: Alif, Bay, Pay....
Teacher: Aur sunao...!!
Pathan: Bas Allah ka shukar hi...
Sub theek hi...
"Aap Sunao"
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