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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo momma's so poor, she has to hang toilet paper out to dry.
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Yo momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit match in her house, she yelled: "Who turned off the furnace"!
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Yo momma's so poor, she can't get rid of the roaches in her house because they pay half the rent!
Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.
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Yo momma's like a pie, everybody gets a piece.
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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy!
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Your momma's so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!
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Your momma's like the village bicycle, everybody gets a ride.
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Yo momma's got a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody's Cumming.
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Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
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Yo mama so skinny her pajamas only have one stripe.
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Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway!
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Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.
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Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Egypt claimed her for the new world!
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Yo momma's so ugly when you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her!
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Yo momma is so short, she does backflip under the bed!
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Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she'll blow
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Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.
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Yo, Momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body.
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Your momma's armpits so stinky that she put on Right Guard and it went left.
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Yo momma's like a Chewing Gum machine - 4 pence per blow.
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Your mom got more crack than Harlem.
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Yo mommas so dirty, she turned the local swimming baths into the Dead Sea.
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Yo momma's so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.
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Your momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
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Your momma's like a hardware store, 3 cents a screw.
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Your momma's house is so small, when you buy a large pizza you have to go outside and eat it
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Your momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!
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Yo momma's got more mileage than a New York City taxi.
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Yo momma's face is so pimply that her tears need a 5x5 to get down her face.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetize a bag of M&M's.
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Your mama so ugly she makes cry.
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Yo momma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.
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Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90310 was on the scale!
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Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit!!
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Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more.
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Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving.
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Yo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow.
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Your mother is like a doorknob....everyone gets a turn!
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Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.
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Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
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Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
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Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund.
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Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.
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Yo momma's hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light comes on.
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Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed.
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Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Yo momma is so fat her blood type is the rocky road.
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Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.
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Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
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Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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Your mom's so fat when she dances the band skips.
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Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
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Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
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Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
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Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
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Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
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Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
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Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!
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Your mom's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"
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Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets.
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Your mom's so fat, her belt size is the equator.
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Your mom's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.
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Your mom's so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
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Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
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Your mom's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
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Your mom's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.
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Your mom's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
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Your mom's so big when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
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Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.
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Your mothers so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
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Your mothers so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
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Your mothers so fat, she's on a light diet...as soon as it gets light out she starts eating.
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Your mothers so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.
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Your mothers so fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back.
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Your mother's head is so big, it shows up on the radar.
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Your mothers so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
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Your mothers so fat your bathtub has stretch marks.
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Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
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Your mothers so fat, she got a run in her jeans.
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Your mothers so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
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Your mothers so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
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Your mothers so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops.
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Your mothers so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.
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Your mothers so fat, she influences the tides.
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Your mothers so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
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Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.
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Your mothers so fat, she has her own area code.
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Your mothers so fat, they got her face on the Crisco can.
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Your mothers so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "Sorry, we don't do livestock."
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Yo mama so fat, were in her right now.
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Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
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Yo mama so fat, every time someone says "Kool-Aid" she busts through the wall.
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Yo mama so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
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Yo mama so fat, you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her.
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Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her what's she doing and she said, she was sending a voicemail.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix it."
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo momma so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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Your mama is so ugly that she made a blind kid cry.
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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo mama's so fat when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore her.
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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Yo momma's so ugly, the army doesn't use guns anymore – they use her picture.
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Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
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Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.
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Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time, please.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz light-year came out and said: "to infinity and beyond!"
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Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her Myspace has no space.
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Your mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear taillights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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Your momma so fat when she steps on the scales her phone number came up.
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Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps around her! Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra-large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo mama is so hairy, King Kong got jealous.
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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Yo' Mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow raincoat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes!
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Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said: "who turned off the heat?"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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Yo' Mama is so poor when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "the Fourth bottle from the left."
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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sitting on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mate, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studio's children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Your mama so fat she was going to Walmart tripped over Kmart and landed right on target!
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at SeaWorld.
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Yo Mama so fat and old that when God said “Let there be light”, he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.
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Yo Mama so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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Yo Mama so fat even her Myspace has no space.
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Yo Mama so fat even her shadow has stretch marks.
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Yo Mama so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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Yo Mama so fat every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
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Yo Mama so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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Yo Mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 mins before she does.
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Yo Mama so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from her internet cache.
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Yo Mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.
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Yo Mama so fat her shadow weighs 35 pounds.
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Yo Mama so fat I can stand on her belly and high five God.
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Yo Mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
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Yo Mama so fat I told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.
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Yo Mama so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it’s still printing.
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Yo Mama so fat I tried to hang a picture of her on my wall, and my wall fell over.
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Yo Mama so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinct.
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Yo Mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it.
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Yo Mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo Mama so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
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Yo Mama so fat she can’t fit in any timeline.
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Yo Mama so fat she can’t fit in this joke.
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Yo Mama so fat she doesn’t skinny dip, she chunky dunks.
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Yo Mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo Mama so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra-large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it’s-coming-towards-us!
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Yo Mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other peoples’ fingers.
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Yo Mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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Yo Mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
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Yo Mama so fat she has a sock for each toe.
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Yo Mama so fat she has her own ozone layer.
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Yo Mama so fat she has her own zip code.
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Yo Mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo Mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
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Yo Mama so fat she has to put her boobs in the back seat to drive.
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Yo Mama so fat she has two watches; one for each time zone she’s in.
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Yo Mama so fat she hasn’t got cellulite, she’s got call heavy.
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Yo Mama so fat she influences the tides.
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Yo Mama so fat she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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Yo Mama so fat she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.
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Yo Mama so fat she leaves footprints in concrete.
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Yo Mama so fat she needs a GPS to find her ass hole.
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Yo Mama so fat she pulls her pants down and her ass is still in them.
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Yo Mama so fat she puts on a black bathing suit and gets in the ocean, everyone screams “Oil spill!”
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Yo Mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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Yo Mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
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Yo Mama so fat she sat on the corner and the police came and said, “Break it up!”
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Yo Mama so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Yo Mama so fat she shows up on radar.
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Yo Mama so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H-D.
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Yo Mama so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight.
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Yo Mama so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed the whole Titanic movie.
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Yo Mama so fat she was diagnosed with the flesh-eating bacteria and the doctors gave her 87 years to live.
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Yo Mama so fat she's got an eating disorder. She eats disorder, and date order, and everybody else's order too.
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Yo Mama so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
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Yo Mama so fat she’s got to iron her pants on the driveway.
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Yo Mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
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Yo Mama so fat that even Dora couldn’t explore her.
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Yo Mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
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Yo Mama so fat that she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already worldwide.
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Yo Mama so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Yo Mama so fat that when she farted she started global warming.
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Yo Mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
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Yo Mama so fat that when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides.
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Yo Mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
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Yo Mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina had come back to finish the job.
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Yo Mama so fat when she cuts she bleeds gravy.
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Yo Mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.”
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Yo Mama so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing “We Are Family”.
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Yo Mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Yo Mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean she said “Beat that Moses.”
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Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, Buzz Light-year popped out and said: "To infinity and beyond!"
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Yo Mama so fat when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
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Yo Mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody.
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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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Yo Mama so fat when she’s going on an airplane, she has to pay baggage fees for her ass.
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Yo Mama so fat when she goes to an All You Can Eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
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Yo Mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
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Yo Mama so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
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Yo Mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
