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Siasi Funny Jokes 2020 | Jokes of the Day

Doran sarkari nokari

Rishwat, Corruption, Zulm

Aur retirement ke baad...

Masjid, Tasbih, Namaz ki pehli saf

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Kehtey hein ke Larkiayan...

Ghar ka teein dabba aur sookhi rotiayan

Baich ker bhi net package lagwati hein

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Jang chahey sar per ho...

Lerkiyon ko sirf aik hi fikr hoti hai

Jang waley din kaprey kon se pehnein!!

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Larkiyon ka bas chaley to 

CV ko bhi

Gota Kinari aur Lais laga ker

Jama kerwain....

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Aaj kal ka piyar bhi Wifi ki tarah ho gia hi

Paas rahen to "Connected"

Door ho jaein to....

"Searching for new device"

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Jin nao-jawano se nahatey hoey Sabun (soap) bhi 

Pharrak ker flash mein gir jata hi...

Wo bhi larkiyon se keh rahey hotey hein

Janoo! "Tumhein mujh se koi nahi cheen sakta"

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Hamesha itney khush nazar aao

Keh chorr ke janey wala ye sochy

Lagta hi iss ki kahin aur 

Setting ho gai hi....

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Shadi ke baad hamein samajh aai keh

Hero-Heroin ke miltey hi... 

Film khatam kiyon ker detay hein

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Khawatein agar taweez dhaga lena chor dein

To aadhey se ziyada Jaili Peer ye kaam chor ker

Mistiryon ke sath dihaarri per lag jain ge

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Aaney waley waqton mein Maan 

apney bachon se kahey gi:

Tumhein palney ke liey...

Main sara sara din off-line rehti thi

Tab ja ke tum barrey hoey !!

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Aik gaey (cow) Lahore se bhagti hoi ja rahi thi,

Haathi (Elephant) ne usey roka aur bhagney ki waja pochi:

Gaey boli: Lahore High Court ka hukm hi ke.....

Mulk ki tamam bhainson (buffaloes) ko qaid kia jaey

Hathi bola: Magar tum to gaey ho,

Tum kiyon bhag rahi ho?

Gaey ne qadrey tahamul se jawab dia keh

Mujhey pata hi mein gaey hon,

Laiken agar inhon ne mujhey pakar lia to

Kam-az-kam 20 saal ye sabit kerney min lag jaen ge

Keh mein gaey hon bhains nahi......!!

Ye sun ker Haathi bhi bagney laga...

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