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Molvi ka Dost
entiqaal ker gia
Molvi sahab uss ki Bevi
ke paas
afsoos ke liay gaey….
Molvi ne kaha: Marhoom ki ziyaada
istemaal ki hoi koi
cheez
nishani ke taur per
lena chahta hoon.
Bevi Sharma ker
boli:
Molvi Sahab! “Abhi iddat to poori
honey dein”
Aik Molvi ki Bevi faot
ho gai
Molvi bola: sub ki fa-otgi ke
elaan main kerta hoon
Ab meri Bevi ki
wafaat ka elaan kon karey ga?
Molvi ke parrosi
Khusrey ne kaha:
Elaan main ker deta
hon,ye kon si barri baat
hai...
Khusrey ne laud
speaker pe taali baja ker kaha:
Hazraat! Hai jamalo
paoo luddi, Te Molvi de mar gai
Buddi (wife),
Uss da ghum ajey
taaza aey, Shaam chaar bajay
Janaza aey,
Jaldi jaldi sarey
aao, Taali maaro sawab
kamaao,
Pehli wali Molvi de
gharoon Roti wee khaao!!
(Health Minister)
bana dia gia
Wazeer bantey hi uss
ne media ke saath
Sarkari Hospital per
chhapa mara
Ward mein 2 Mareezon
ko oxygen lagi hoi thi
Jab-keh teesray ko
nahi lagi thi
Wazeer-e-Sihat ne
Doctor se pocha:
2 Mareezon ko CNG
lagi hoi hai, Teesray ko kiyon
nahi lagai?
Doctor ne sar se le
ker paoon tak wazeer ko dekha aur
pher drip ki taraf ishara kartey hoey bola:
pher drip ki taraf ishara kartey hoey bola:
"Sir ye mareez
petrol per chal raha hai"
Dulhan ko sar
jhuka-ey baithey dekh ker
aik aurat boli:
Bahoo kitni
sharmeeli aur tahzeeb wali hai
Jab se baithi hai
sar neechay kiey hoey hai
Aik baar bhi nazar
utha ker nahi dekha
Peechhey se awaaz
aai....
Aunti! “Dulhan
WhatsApp pe online hai”
Jab se shadi hoi
hai,
roz hazaar do hazaar
mangti hai
Dost: Wo itney
paisoon ka kia kerti hai?
Papu: Mujhy kia
pata,
main ne kabhi diey
hi nahi
Aik Murgha deewar
per baitha
apney maalik ko dekh
raha tha
Maalik bahot beemar
tha
Maalik ki Bevi uss
ke paas aai aur boli:
Aap ko bahot tez
bukhar hai
Main aap ke liey
chicken soop banati hon
Aur ye keh ker uss
ne
Murghey ki taraf
dekha
Murgha ghabra ker
bola:
Ek wari
"Panadol de ke waikh lo”
Police ne rok lia aur
uss ki tafteesh sharoo ker di
Sardar gee ko
English to aati nahi thi
to ‘Leave
Application’ suna di.
Police waley ne
pagal samajh ker chorr dia
Sardar ki Bevi:
Sardar gee! Tussi great ho...
Sardar gee josh min: Aey te kuj
nahi...Shahzadi aey...!!!
Haley te main ‘Thirsty
Crow’ nahi sunai
Bevi ne poocha: Aap
theek to hain na?
Sheikh bola: Goli
maar mainoo,
bahir weikh unit kinney
diggey ne!!
meri Bevi aagey aa
jati hai, koi hal bataein...
Baba gee: Beta! Truck chala ker
dekho...
Allah khair karey ga!!!
Aa-leeja! Ye to zulm hai, haq per bhi
main hoon aur saza bhi mujhey di ja rahi hai.
Sher bola: Tujhey saza iss liey nahi di
ja rahi ke tu haq pe nahi, balkeh iss liey di ja rahi hai ke tujhey pata tha ke
wo gadda hai, pher tu ne uss ke saath bahis kiyoon ki?
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