Funny Knock Knock Jokes in Urdu and English
Find very Funny Knock Knock Jokes in Urdu and English. Here we are presenting the latest and very funny collection of hilarious jokes for all age groups; really funny jokes. A joke is basically a humorous piece of oral literature in which words are used with funniest ends called “Punchlines” to make people laugh. So let’s enjoy here very funny jokes in Hindi, Urdu, and English…
Funny Jokes in English
A tourist traveled to the sea while traveling to the world, where a large place was made for bathing. The tourist wore a bathing dress and asked the soldier there:
“There are no big cannibal fish in the water here?”
The soldier smiled and said: “O Mr.! The small and large fishes have been there but they have been eaten by the Crocodiles. You are satisfied”.
Funny Jokes in English
A miser entered the hotel and ordered to bring lunch of one penny. The waiter took the desired thing in a while. When the miser was eating, he saw that there was a dead fly in the plate.
He told the waiter with anger:
“The fly is lying in the plate”.
The waiter responded brutally: “So you can’t buy a sheep or goat with a penny”.
Funny Jokes in English
Once Abraham Lincoln was polishing his shoes that one of his friends came to meet him. Seeing doing polishing shoes, he said:
“Do you polish your own shoes?”
Yes. Lincoln laughed and said: “Do you polish others' shoes?”
Funny Jokes in English
An old woman was traveling on a bus. The conductor asked: “Where to go?”
“To my daughter’s home”. The old woman answered.
“Where does your daughter live?”
“In her house”.
“Where is her home?” The contractor tightened and asked.
The old lady answered simplicity: “On the end of the street”.
Funny Jokes in English
One Pakistani in the United States entered his home happily and told his wife:
"Begum! Today we have got American citizenship. From today we will not be called Pakistani, now we are Americans.”
Begum left washing dishes immediately and said:
“It's a great pleasure, Dear! Even today you have to clean dishes, and I am going for a picnic.”
Funny Jokes in English
Teacher to his pupil: Why Buggy stands on a Leg?
Student: “Sir, he knows if he picks another foot, then he will fall.”
Funny Jokes in English
A boy repented wearing red colored clothes.
Speaking to his friend, he said:
“How foolish people are there. I was waiting for a taxi near the footpath. Passing by a person understood me as a letterbox and dropped a letter hardly in my mouth and departed.”
Funny Jokes in English
One person got a taxi in a drunk condition and told the driver:
Regal Cinema… Driver powered off the engine and said:
“This is the Regal Cinema!”
Being surprised, he came down from the taxi, looked up and said:
“Gentleman! Never drive so fast.”
Funny Jokes in English
A villager came to the city. He saw a baker purring milk from the height. The villager looked for a few moments and then said:
“Brother! Give me two yards of milk.”
Funny Jokes in English
A man standing on the table was painting his home’s wall. Another person came in a hurry and said: “Brother! I am taking away the table; you must hold the brush firmly.”
