71 All-Time Funny Retirement Quotes | Funny Retirement Wishes

71 All-Time Funny Retirement Quotes

👉 The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

– Abe Lemons

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👉 Retirement is not about giving up, losing yourself, slowing down or feeling old.

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👉 When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

– Chi Chi Rodriguez

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👉 Retirement is about enjoying the longest holiday of life.

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👉 A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.

– Ella Haris

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👉 Thanks for making our work life much easier and funny.

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👉 Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought First tired of working, Then tired of not.

– Richard Armour

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👉 I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They’re called naps.

– Merri Brownworth

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👉 May you get the best of everything in life!

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👉 Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

– Gene Perret

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👉 I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!

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👉 Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

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👉 Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, and the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself.

– Hartman Jule

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👉 O, blest retirement! Friend to life’s decline – How blest is he who crowns, in shades like these, A youth of labor in an age of ease!

– Oliver Goldsmith

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👉 Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

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👉 Life begins at retirement.

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👉 Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money.

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👉 Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

– Gene Perret

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👉 There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

– Robert Half

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👉 Now you can unwind your mind and spend some time with your family and friends.

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👉 We wish you a happy retirement.

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👉 Put as many efforts into your early retirement as you did into your career than you’ll have a long time of relaxation smiling at you.

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👉 Get up when you want to no daily rush hour traffic, more time for household projects, and embrace the many benefits of your early retirement.

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👉 Travel to Florida Hawaii or maybe even Europe, setting your own agenda, no more boss to report to congrats on your early retirement.

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👉 Life will become much simpler filled with more variety now that you’ve chosen the path of early retirement more time for friends and family congrats on your new adventure.

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👉 Thanks to your early retirement, now WORK gets a new meaning: Waking up without a clock, Opportunities to relax, Restaurants with great food, Kneading dough for your own bread.

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Happy Retirement Wishes

👉 Retiring is when you replace old tires with new tires. Isn’t that more like what your employer is doing?

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👉 Best wishes for an awesome retirement. Keep working hard, but be your own boss.

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👉 Just as your work has been long and satisfying, we wish you a long and satisfying retirement.

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👉 This is the beginning of the rest of your life and the rest of your life. Congratulations on your retirement!

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👉 You can be taken out of the workforce, but the work can never be taken out of you. I’m confident you’ll never stop working on things you love to do.

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👉 Congratulations on your retirement! If you get bored, you know you can call us and hang out with us.

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👉 We’ll miss you. You were one of a kind, and not easily replaced. Congratulations on your retirement!

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👉 You will be remembered for the things that you did here. Thanks for your years of hard work and dedication. Congratulations on your retirement!

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👉 We’re glad you are retiring’ and we are looking forward to spending more time with you. Best wishes.

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👉 To stay balanced in life, work like you’re retired and retire like it’s your job.

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👉 If you found happiness of fulfillment while in the workforce, then it’s likely you’ll do the same now that even more possibilities are open to you.

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👉 Best wishes in your retirement. Here’s to watching after grandkids instead of the bottom line.

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👉 No one ever stops working, they just get a new boss. Your boss lives in your own house. Good luck getting some time off.

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👉 Even though you’re leaving us, we know you’ll have a great time. Retiring is not an end to life, it’s a chance to be free.

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👉 Don’t worry about having enough money to retire. You only need a lot of money if you plan on living for a long time.

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👉 Congratulations on your retirement! May your new life be an adventure! Here’s to an end of an era and to the start of a brand new chapter.

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👉 Just think, retirement is the last life milestone before you…Never mind.

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👉 Wishing you fun with all the stuff you plan to do during your retirement.

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👉 Best wishes with your new full-time jobs, fishing, and playing golf.

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👉 I am wishing you tons of extra time to spend with family and friends. Happy retirement!

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👉 Wishing that your retirement is the best time of your life! Happy retirement. Enjoy!

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👉 Now you get an even tougher boss…Your wife/husband.

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👉 Retirement is the last stage of your life. I hope you make it as long in retirement as you did in your career.

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👉 Wishing you a long, healthy, and happy retirement.

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👉 Glad you finally get to retire. You deserve it. You’ve worked hard!

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👉 You have been one of the best employees I have ever had. I know that you will be just as productive in your retirement pursuits. Good luck! You will be missed.

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👉 Your work years are over, now your fun years begin!

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👉 I have to admit, I am a little jealous of you. I wish I was retiring.

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👉 The reality is that you can never actually be replaced.

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👉 You’ve been a valued member of our team, and we wish you the very best.

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👉 Your new job now is to ensure that you enjoy your retirement. The hours are flexible, and you have complete autonomy.

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👉 You can put new tires on an old car. That’s what you’re doing now, ‘retiring’.

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👉 I’m hoping that you’re even more active and hard-working toward your retirement than you were working all those years before your retirement. Congratulations!

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👉 Here’s your impressive career, and your new laid-back life. Enjoy your retirement, after all, you’ve worked hard for it.

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👉 Even though you’re through with work, we know you’ll be busier than ever. After all, there is no rest for the wicked!

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👉 Retirement is like life’s encore. You’ve put in an awe-inspiring performance, and now it’s time to take a bow and get on with the real show.

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👉 Your experience, knowledge, dedication, and presence will surely be missed. Best of luck in your brand new adventure.

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👉 We still can’t imagine working here without you, but I guess we’ll have to manage somehow. Thank you for your years of dedicated service.

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👉 All of your hard work and years of service have finally paid off. Congratulations on your retirement. Enjoy your new free time doing all the things you want to do.

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👉 You did a lot of important things while at work, and I’m hoping that you continue to do a lot of important things in your retirement.

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👉 It was a pleasure working with you and getting to know you. Have an awesome retirement.

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👉 Wishing you an awesome retirement, even though I feel a little jealous that it’s not me.

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👉 If anyone deserves a great retirement, it’s you. You have worked hard for so many years. Best wishes!

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👉 Wishing you a continuation of your retirement, since you started your retirement unofficially long ago.

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👉 You never really get to retire, you just get a new boss. Best wishes with your new boss.

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