Best Funny Post - True Reality of A Man

Funny Post - Ture Reality of a Man's Life

Funny Post - True Reality of a Man's Life offers a hilarious and insightful look into the daily ironies and contradictions men face. This very funny post dives into relatable scenarios, shedding light on how men are caught in a web of societal expectations that often leave them in impossible situations.

From navigating the delicate balance between being a "wanderer" or "jobless" to the never-ending paradox of pleasing both wife and mother, the blog post captures these realities with humor and wit.

Each anecdote highlights the comedic side of everyday struggles, like dealing with a wife’s makeup choices, parenting conundrums, or the absurdity of double standards in relationships. 

Whether it’s being labeled a “wife’s slave” for showing affection or a “shameless man” for staying silent in confrontational situations, these stories offer a lighthearted take on the challenges of modern manhood.

This very funny post isn’t just about humor—it’s a reflection on the quirks of societal norms and the resilience it takes to laugh at life’s absurdities. Perfect for anyone who enjoys sharp wit and relatable humor, this blog post is a must-read for a good dose of laughter and perspective on the true reality of a man’s life.

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👉 If the wife gets makeup, then expenses are unbearable... And if not, she is unbearable

👉 If the man doesn't look a woman walking on the road, then it is said there is a masculine problem and if he looks, then he is considered nude or ashamed.

👉 If he beats his wife, he is wrongdoer.... if he is beaten by his wife, he is a coward.

👉 When he sees his wife with someone and fights, he is wrongdoers.... if he remains silent, then he is shameless.

👉 If he remains outside the house, he is a wanderer.... if remains inside the house, he is jobless.

👉 If he scolds the children; he is cruel.... if not he is careless.

👉 If he stops his wife to do a job, his is suspecting.... if not, he is feeding on his wife's earnings.

👉 If he obeys his mother, he is mother's follower.... if with the wife, he is a slave of his wife.

👉 Writing love letters frequently to his lover, resulted in ran-away of his girlfriend with a postman.

👉 The topper of a university often bends down in front of his wife.

👉 The women don’t hesitate to get makeup by a man in beauty-parlor, but could not bear a slight shoulder touch while on a bus.

👉 A man tries his best everything for his wife, even he is blamed as “wife’s slave”.

👉 Even a man brings starts from the sky, the woman says ... I don’t like this color... 

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مرد بیچارہ 

دوہری مصیبت میں پھنس گیاہے۔

👈 اگر بیوی میک اپ کرے توخرچہ ناقابل ِ برداشت اور نہ کرے تو بیوی ناقابل ِ برداشت۔

👈 اگر مرد سڑک پر عورت کو دیکھ کر نظریں نیچی کر ے تو کہا جاتا ہے کہ اس میں فنی خرابی ہے اور اگر نظریں ملائے تو بے شرم کا خطاب ملتا ہے۔

👈 اگر عورت پر ہاتھ اٹھائے تو ظالم، عورت سے پٹ جائے تو بزدل۔

👈 عورت کو کسی کے ساتھ دیکھ کر لڑائی کرے تو ظالم، چپ رہے تو بے غیرت۔

👈 گھر سے باہر رہے تو آوارہ، گھر میں رہے تو ناکارہ۔

👈 بچوں کو ڈانٹے تو ظالم، نہ ڈانٹے تو لا پرواہ۔

👈 عورت کو نوکری سے روکے تو شکی مزاج، نہ روکے تو بیوی کی کمائی کھانے والا۔

👈 ماں کی مانے تو ماں کا چمچہ، بیوی کی سُنے تو جُورو کا غلام۔

👈 مردکو محبت بھرے خطوط لکھنے کا یہ صلہ ملا کہ معشوق ڈاکیے کے ساتھ بھاگ گئی۔ 

👈 یونیورسٹی میں ٹاپ کرنے والا ، بیگم کی مکاری کے آگے ہار گیا۔ 

👈 بیوٹی پارلر میں مردوں سے میک اپ کروانے والیاں ، بس میں کسی مرد کا کندھا بھی برداشت نہیں کر سکتیں. 

👈 وہ مرد ہی ہے جو عورت کے لیے اپنی جان پر کھیل جاتا ہے اور صلہ ملتا ہے ۔۔۔ زن مرید کا۔ 

👈 مرد چاہے اۤسمان سے تارے بھی توڑ کر لے اۤئے ، عورت پھر بھی منہ بنا کر کہے گی۔۔۔ یہ کلر مجھے پسند نہیں۔